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Can we just talk about how useful this is but also how happy that dog is to be teaching us something. Look at that tail wag. Thank you puppy. 

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glamdamnit:

My sister asked if the events of “The Labyrinth” are meant to be Sarah dreaming, or are they real? Although my primary reaction was that she shouldn’t put that much thought into any children’s movie (or any instance of David Bowie in tight pants), I’d like to take this opportunity to put so much thought into this children’s movie, that it’ll blow your mind.
So why is David Bowie kidnapping a child from an underage Jennifer Connelley?
In a time long long ago a sorcerer named Jareth fell in love with a girl named Sarah. Sarah’s father and step-mother would not let her marry Jareth because they wanted her to keep her, as a servant, to care for their other child. In a fit of rage Jareth kidnapped this other child and spirited it away to the fairy world. In this new world Jareth built a palace for his Sarah. He turned the spoiled child into a goblin, and kept it to be a servant.
Many stories of the fairy world tell us that time moves differently there than in our world (Rip Van Winkle for one). In the time it took for Jareth to build his kingdom, which he may have thought was little more than a few years, Sarah grew old and died.
Overcome by grief and addled by a lifetime spent in a strange world filled with monsters, Jareth goes mad. He refuses to believe that he has lost his love. He searches the mortal world from his castle, looking for her.
Sarah is a Hebrew name. So, it is common, and has been in use for thousands and thousands of years. It does not take long (for him) to find a dark haired girl named Sarah, who has a younger sibling, and who feels that she is treated unfairly by her step mother. In a fit of rage he kidnaps this other child and spirits it away to the fairy world. Perhaps this new Sarah dies in the quest to find the child, perhaps she wins her sibling back and flees.
Jareth searches the mortal world from his from his castle, looking for her.  It does not take long to find a dark haired girl named Sarah…
This is how Jareth becomes the goblin king. Every goblin in the goblin city is a child Jareth has stolen, who was not recovered by a Sarah. (he told the current Sarah that Toby would become a goblin if she did not find him in time)
This is why he builds the maze. The magic bog, the junk yard of useless treasures, all tricks to slow Sarah down. Because if he can only have his Sarah for the time it takes for her to regain the stolen child, he will make it take as long as possible, keep her as long as possible.
This is why there exists in our world a book containing the story. Because it has happened before. So many times. At some point some lucky Sarah must have returned to our world to tell the story.
This is why when the most recent Sarah first meets Hoggle at the start of the labyrinth, and introduces herself; “I’m Sarah”, Hoggle responds “That’s what I figured.”
Because of course she’s Sarah.
They were all Sarah.

glamdamnit:

My sister asked if the events of “The Labyrinth” are meant to be Sarah dreaming, or are they real? Although my primary reaction was that she shouldn’t put that much thought into any children’s movie (or any instance of David Bowie in tight pants), I’d like to take this opportunity to put so much thought into this children’s movie, that it’ll blow your mind.

So why is David Bowie kidnapping a child from an underage Jennifer Connelley?

In a time long long ago a sorcerer named Jareth fell in love with a girl named Sarah. Sarah’s father and step-mother would not let her marry Jareth because they wanted her to keep her, as a servant, to care for their other child. In a fit of rage Jareth kidnapped this other child and spirited it away to the fairy world. In this new world Jareth built a palace for his Sarah. He turned the spoiled child into a goblin, and kept it to be a servant.

Many stories of the fairy world tell us that time moves differently there than in our world (Rip Van Winkle for one). In the time it took for Jareth to build his kingdom, which he may have thought was little more than a few years, Sarah grew old and died.

Overcome by grief and addled by a lifetime spent in a strange world filled with monsters, Jareth goes mad. He refuses to believe that he has lost his love. He searches the mortal world from his castle, looking for her.

Sarah is a Hebrew name. So, it is common, and has been in use for thousands and thousands of years. It does not take long (for him) to find a dark haired girl named Sarah, who has a younger sibling, and who feels that she is treated unfairly by her step mother. In a fit of rage he kidnaps this other child and spirits it away to the fairy world. Perhaps this new Sarah dies in the quest to find the child, perhaps she wins her sibling back and flees.

Jareth searches the mortal world from his from his castle, looking for her.  It does not take long to find a dark haired girl named Sarah…

This is how Jareth becomes the goblin king. Every goblin in the goblin city is a child Jareth has stolen, who was not recovered by a Sarah. (he told the current Sarah that Toby would become a goblin if she did not find him in time)

This is why he builds the maze. The magic bog, the junk yard of useless treasures, all tricks to slow Sarah down. Because if he can only have his Sarah for the time it takes for her to regain the stolen child, he will make it take as long as possible, keep her as long as possible.

This is why there exists in our world a book containing the story. Because it has happened before. So many times. At some point some lucky Sarah must have returned to our world to tell the story.

This is why when the most recent Sarah first meets Hoggle at the start of the labyrinth, and introduces herself; “I’m Sarah”, Hoggle responds “That’s what I figured.”

Because of course she’s Sarah.

They were all Sarah.

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markruffalo:

femmercutio:

girls don’t like boys, girls like halloween and mark ruffalo’s tumblr account

I like Halloween and Tumblr, too.

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forever-cheeky:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE GIF EVER

forever-cheeky:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE GIF EVER

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glowcloud:

imagine if bronies had a huge say in the cartoon industry and like, shows like my little pony but with openly sexual ponies were being produced. thats what miyazaki is talking about when he says the anime industry is full of otaku. miyazaki dedicated his life to making heartwarming anime films for little kids, the anime industry is full of lolicons, do u expect him to be happy about that

Why I love Miyazaki tbh

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queenbroslob:

fierceisnotenough:

humorland:



shit i’d watch this so damn hard

Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.

queenbroslob:

fierceisnotenough:

humorland:

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shit i’d watch this so damn hard

Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.

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allthebeautifulthings9828:

Guys, look. They finally made a baby stroller for wheelchair-bound mothers. This is so important.

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kingcheddarxvii:

He’s here

kingcheddarxvii:

He’s here

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So I have a problem, and its that my anxiety is sometimes effected by others anxiety

Let me explain….

I was actually diagnosed with an anxiety disorder by my doctor when I was in middle school. My mother thought that calling it a disorder was completely silly, so she chose to ignore what the doc had said and told me for years to just “suck it up”. Since my anxiety kicks in when I feel that I am being a bother to someone or have hurt someone in some way, this wasn’t necessarily that easy of a thing to do. Even today, she still thinks that it’s not a disorder, even though her husband deals with it, her step mother deals with it, and her son. (This is definitely from my dad side of the family so she’s never had to deal with anything like this).

Anyways, back to the problem I seem to be facing….I completely understand when people need space or when someone needs to just not have any physical contact. Its a way of coping with whatever issue that they’re dealing with. The problem is that when whenever a hug is rejected, or a comforting hand on the shoulder is violently shrugged off because it’s too much for them, it sets my anxiety off. I’m logical enough to process that I am most likely not the problem, but my mind still runs through every possible way it could be, I get nauseous and tense (usually around the shoulder area which makes me hunch slightly), my mood from then on is a lot more haywire, i’m no longer am able to sleep without nightmares about that person telling me that i’m the scum of the earth, and if I’m still with that person for more than ten minutes, I’ll usually start sucking up into an emotionless daze, because if I don’t say or do anything possibly insulting, maybe that’ll make things better (I know that’d stupid but that’s what I literally do and it sucks and becomes really awkward for the other person which usually makes things ten times worse). That will continue until that person who unwittingly set it off gives me a hug or puts a hand on my shoulder (yes my way of coping is through touch, not distance). Sometimes I’m lucky and the issues is resolved within the hour. Other times….it lasts for a week or two, depending if I see the person again. Its worse with strangers, cause who knows if you’ll ever bump into them again, and the last thing you might have said could have really hurt them and you’ll never have the chance to apologize to them and….its just a rabbit hole of worry from there. Right now the only reason I’m up is because when I was talking with a friend recently, they made a very obvious “don’t touch me” move when I was motioning to their hair, even though I wasn’t going to touch it. Its stupid stuff like that that keeps me up at night, laying here feeling like I’m gonna barf, wondering if I offended them some way, even though I’m pretty sure I didn’t. But you never know, and that’s why I’m writing this all down..in hopes that getting my thoughts out will give me some peace of mind…probably not. But its worth a shot. I just hope I see that person again so I can feel normal again….

omarnorthtower:

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jimcrakindandy:

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shitweed:

dingoinnuendo:

do you ever just stop and realize how much pokemon has grown

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like wow it just really amazes me

well i mean 

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pokemon isnt the best example

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goddammit megaman

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